THE ACCIDENTAL PHILOSOPHER

Diary of a Professional Overthinker – Entry 3.   My grandparents named my father after the great thinker and philosopher Plato, which proves they had no ability to preempt personality. Perhaps a more suitable persona was provided when his peers nicknamed...

HAIL TO THOSE WHO FORGET NAMES WITH DIGNITY

Diary of a Professional Overthinker – Entry 2.   When I forget names, my brain doesn’t come up with *syntax error* accompanied by a bleep, like most peoples. Instead, it installs a system patch.  It’s not such an issue when I can easily differentiate...

NEVER ASK ME ABOUT SPEED DATING

Diary of a Professional Overthinker – Entry 1.   I glanced down at the messy bundle of paper strips he revealed from a pencil case that must have been at least twenty years old (definitely a high school relic) and waited for his shaky hand to extract one....